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The Naked Tuba Girl
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*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
It's Sunday, Are you ready for a sight?
It's the most bizarre yet amazing thing you will see.
Happens every week, at this exact time.
She straps it on and comes on by.
What makes her so special?
You won't believe me when I say.
But I will tell you the story
Because she is on her way.
She first came by a year and two months ago
Where did she come from?
Nobody knows.
But my wife and I were relaxing at the cafe
When we heard her tuba coming our way
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
At first we thought it was a parade
But then when we saw her, the story changed.
Because instead of a group of marching musicians.
Was one tuba player, and she was naked.
Wearing no clothes, but with no modest concern.
Marching and playing her overized horn.
Playing away, not saying a word..
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
Right down the street and around the curve.
The next Sunday at the very same time
She returned just as naked, playing the same tune.
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
Tanned skin and a cute little butt
I decided to try and talk to this nut.
"Hello miss, who plays with no clothes.."
but she did not respond, and went on her way.
And every week right at 10 o'clock
The naked tuba player comes down the street.
The media arrived, and wrote up a story
People from around the world came just to see.
Filmmakers showed up and offered her money.
But nobody got through.
All she wanted to do was march down the street naked
Blowing her tuba.
How I envy her.
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
It's Sunday, Are you ready for a sight?
It's the most bizarre yet amazing thing you will see.
Happens every week, at this exact time.
She straps it on and comes on by.
What makes her so special?
You won't believe me when I say.
But I will tell you the story
Because she is on her way.
She first came by a year and two months ago
Where did she come from?
Nobody knows.
But my wife and I were relaxing at the cafe
When we heard her tuba coming our way
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
At first we thought it was a parade
But then when we saw her, the story changed.
Because instead of a group of marching musicians.
Was one tuba player, and she was naked.
Wearing no clothes, but with no modest concern.
Marching and playing her overized horn.
Playing away, not saying a word..
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
Right down the street and around the curve.
The next Sunday at the very same time
She returned just as naked, playing the same tune.
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
Tanned skin and a cute little butt
I decided to try and talk to this nut.
"Hello miss, who plays with no clothes.."
but she did not respond, and went on her way.
And every week right at 10 o'clock
The naked tuba player comes down the street.
The media arrived, and wrote up a story
People from around the world came just to see.
Filmmakers showed up and offered her money.
But nobody got through.
All she wanted to do was march down the street naked
Blowing her tuba.
How I envy her.
*Brap Brap, Brap Brap Brap*
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Hm… This is a very interesting story. I enjoy the line that reads "How I envy her." 
It is as though the person writing the work sees something in the nude tuba player that she/he is lacking in her/his own life. What that is, however, is left to the imagination and interpretation of the reader. 
I think that the narrator seeks the carefree attitude that the tuba player possesses.
It is as though the person writing the work sees something in the nude tuba player that she/he is lacking in her/his own life. What that is, however, is left to the imagination and interpretation of the reader. I think that the narrator seeks the carefree attitude that the tuba player possesses.